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A SMALL child is allowed as much TV and tablet time as they like if they are watching an iconic BAFTA or Emmy-winning drama.
Oliver O’Connor’s middle-class parents introduced the rule after noticing that content made for children lacked the challenging themes and overarching storylines that would set their child apart from the herd.
Mum Eleanor ...
WHEN events such as divorce, redundancy and disastrous tweakments befall other people it’s natural to be excited. Here’s how to yap about it without sounding too pleased.
Choose your audience
Personal problems should be handled with sensitivity, so make sure you only tell people who are as desperate as you for all the gory details and the...
SPONTANEITY is limited to people who have the financial means to go on exciting adventures at the last minute, it has emerged.
Research has confirmed that visiting a trendy restaurant on a whim or booking an impromptu skiing holiday to La Bresse is the preserve of high-earners and those with a sickening amount of inherited wealth.
Professor Henr...
JEREMY Clarkson has made such a success of his farm that in his new series he engages in sexual congress with a sheep so nobody notices.
The cold-buffet-crazed, producer-punching former Top Gear presenter made Clarkson’s Farm to prove how impossible life is for Britain’s farmers, but instead made a great deal of money, and is sodomising...
THE police acted incompetently in the Henry Nowak case, but opportunists have turned it into a bandwagon about two-tier, anti-white policing. Here’s who couldn’t wait to get on board.
Rupert Lowe
Restore’s Rupert Lowe claimed the police live in fear of being called racist then went off into loony territory by ranting about our ‘sick...