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HOUSTON (The Borowitz Report)—The US Senate race in Texas got uglier on Thursday as Republican Ken Paxton accused Democrat James Talarico of lacking the requisite criminal record to represent the Lone Star State in Washington.
“With all due respect, my opponent doesn’t have the cojo...
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Embattled CBS News chief Bari Weiss abruptly left the network on Wednesday to accept a new role as general manager of North Korea’s state-run media.
“I was a big fan of her work at CBS,” said the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un. “I’ve spent years t...