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There’s nothing wrong about being unmarried at any age. Lindsey just hasn’t found the right gurl. Only guessing.

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Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-06-04T19:55:38.738Z I hope no one wakes Grandpa Sundowner. Ever.

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Me too! I’m totes in favor of sending Hair Füror to the moon, especially with his helmet off.

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I had a Dodge that made that noise once. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Texas politicians have crafted the sure thing to get Ken Paxton You’re Hired’ed as their Senator: This is a real photo. This is all they’ve got. — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T02:28:41.968Z In case you cannot see what they are holding … C...

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