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Read Risky Business Model

Me: "Okay, once we get a 50% deposit, we'll start on it."
Client: "No, I don't want to pay a deposit. I want to see the completed work before I decide to pay. I'm not paying a deposit for work you haven't done yet."

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Read We’ll Call This A Design Flaw

Client: "My internet is down!"
Me: "I'm sorry to hear that."
Client: "Well? Can't you fix it?"
Me: "You realized you've called [My Name] at [Graphic Design Studio], right? I'm your graphic desig...

Read Failed The Vibe Check

Client: "And then we want a button at the bottom to generate a report, but the report is custom to whoever presses it so that—"
Me: "[Client], this all sounds doable, but it's quite complicated."

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Read Guess Once, Measure Never

Customer: "I'm looking to remodel everything! Kitchen, bathroom, windows, all of it!"
Me: "Do you have your measurements?"
Customer: "I have a picture."
Picture… singular.

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